Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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