Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
honey bunches of taint.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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