Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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