8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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