this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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