we have officially mastered the walk of shame
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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