Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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