He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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