this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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