I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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