Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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