So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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