we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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