This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize