So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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