i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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