Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
