You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
