So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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