is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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