I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I supernannyed him into submission
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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