bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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