ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He better not be in your backpack
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Randomize
