when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It's blow job season.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
why does every cop we meet know your name?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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