I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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