Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
There's even glitter on my cock...
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