im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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