When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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