ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
