just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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