this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
