Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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