yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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