Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I just threw up on my dentist
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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