nut hugger
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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