we made out on top of his cat.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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