Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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