Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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