sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
