how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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