dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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