Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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