I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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