Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Say something about gay babies.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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