Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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