but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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