More tranny stories later!
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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