just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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