Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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