It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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