Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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