is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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