That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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