yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize