It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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